im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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