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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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