dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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