i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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the day after is always just damage control
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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