Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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