the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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