I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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