just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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