I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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