Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
