whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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