i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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