I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Still dying that you shit outside
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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