I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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