Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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