I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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