Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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