South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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