If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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