This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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