i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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