It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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