A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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