you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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