i think i have herpe
just one?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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