Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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