One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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