i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.