Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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