Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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