remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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