the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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