Me too!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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