I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I love black thongs
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Where is the hickey?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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