you traded sex for a burrito?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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