What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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