Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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