its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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