I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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