Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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