just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you had me at cake vodka
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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