hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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