when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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