Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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