This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize