okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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