remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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