just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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