Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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