Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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