I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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No subtext here. People are naked.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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