hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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