The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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