my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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