that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Help. Why am I so naked?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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