VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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