Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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