She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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